The king of terrible and funny video is no longer me, not even on my own blog! I tip my hat to Ken Williams with the most gut wrenchingly terrible/awesome biblically educational video I have ever seen in my entire 26 years on this earth! Ken you are unmatched! Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present [...]
Archive for November, 2007
I have been replaced…
Posted in Uncategorized on November 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Right day, right time
Posted in Uncategorized on November 28, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I rented Paris, Je t’aime from Blockbuster a week ago and have been waiting for the exact right mood to watch it. Many friends have given me positive reviews, but no one raved about it.
I have arrived…
Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Notice me celebrating turkey day with some good old fashioned rum balls! It is 50 degrees outside and I am happier than a live turkey the day after Thanksgiving! It is beautifully cloudy and dark outside. I have coffee in my belly and friends at my side. Let the festivities begin!
Steve Jobs fluffed my iTunes
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged apple, fluffer, iTunes, Steve Jobs on November 20, 2007 | 2 Comments »
I promised my friend Jeni G. that I would title one of my entries by the above name. It all started when we were talking about downloading music and how there are certain friends that you can not talk about sharing music with because they have strong morals against it. While Jeni on the other [...]
Things better left unsaid:
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Die Hard, Mom, television on November 20, 2007 | 1 Comment »
While watching television
Me: you know what movie looks stupidly entertaining?
Mom: what?
Me: the new Die Hard, it just looks fun
Mom: I think I will pass, it looks like they are using squirt guns.
Me: Mom, Die Hard is not actually on right now, this is a car commercial.
Mom: oh, well, it still doesn’t sound good
Taking a little break from the blogging world…
Posted in Uncategorized on November 15, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Sick and tired
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged children, coffee shop on November 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I am not actually sick and tired, well tired, sure, but this is definitely not what I am getting at right now.
I am sitting in a coffee shop right now (Dunn Brothers) and I am watching all of these interactions between people, and they are not sweet or fun to watch. I am watching business [...]
My World Premier
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dance, Footloose, video on November 12, 2007 | 10 Comments »
Ladies and gentlemen,
This video has taken the finest in acting skills, dance routine choreography and high-cost special effects and lighting crews. So without any further interruptions may I present to you, the world premier of my breakout hit, and tribute to my favorite scene in Footloose:
Thanks to Ken Williams for Editing!
How is the passion?
Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I went to a greek restaurant for lunch today and ordered the passion sandwich, which was anything but passionate: onions, jalapenos, BBQ sauce and chicken. The superbly cool greek woman named Marita, came by our table and asked me “Hello, how is the passion?” I was so thrown off for a moment and then [...]
AHHHHH
Posted in Uncategorized on November 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I messed up, I missed two days of blogging and didn’t even realize it! Ooooops, well, that kind of makes me feel a little better about my priorities!
